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Brian4o5
Colonel Cunnilinigus
Joined: 14 Oct 2004
Posts: 301
Location: Here and there.
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Shinare wrote: *Boggle* WTF? Who cares, the joke is dumb, it was dumb last time I heard it with different people's names inserted, and every time before that. Pick three people you don't like, put their names in the joke, voila! You have a new non-funny, idiotic joke. Whooptie-doo. /End
You OK there, Shinare? Rough day? Shinare need the bitty? _________________ "There are two essential rules to management. One, the customer is always right; and two, they must be punished for their arrogance." - Dogbert
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:59 pm
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Bobacus
Gov. Surplus FTW!
Joined: 28 Dec 2004
Posts: 741
Location: Watching you make out at the movies
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Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters.
Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is.
I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. _________________ this is the internet.
Unless proven otherwise, you are a 50yr old man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and your penis in the other.
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Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:04 pm
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[FUKM] ICE COLD
lan party avoiding douche
Joined: 19 Mar 2003
Posts: 1364
Location: Its cold just touch it.. touch it!
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I was having trouble with my computer so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like MissionControl and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'
'No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like Eric. _________________ It's just me..
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Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:51 am
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nimda
Curator of art Faggory
Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Posts: 12180
Location: on a mountain in colorado
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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.'
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Roster is squalking
and running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
'Dammit.....
third gay rooster I bought this month.' _________________ site5 hosting • facebook • flickr
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:28 pm
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