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Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:54 am
Shinare
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TehDanMan wrote: I agree, there are times when you should beat another human being into a pulp.
I think its just pulp... not "a pulp"....
I could be wrong tho. _________________ For with what measure you measure it will be measured to you.
Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:46 am
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I think you are wrong.....let's ask Despite.....
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Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:40 pm
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Main Entry: 1pulp
Pronunciation: 'p&lp
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English pulpe, from Middle French poulpe, from Latin pulpa flesh, pulp
1 a (1) : the soft, succulent part of a fruit usually composed of mesocarp (2) : stem pith when soft and spongy b : a soft mass of vegetable matter (as of apples) from which most of the water has been extracted by pressure c : the soft sensitive tissue that fills the central cavity of a tooth -- see TOOTH illustration d : a material prepared by chemical or mechanical means from various materials (as wood or rags) for use in making paper and cellulose products
2 : pulverized ore mixed with water
3 a : pulpy condition or character b : something in such a condition or having such a character
4 : a magazine or book printed on cheap paper (as newsprint) and often dealing with sensational material
- pulp·i·ness /'p&l-pE-n&s/ noun
- pulpy /'p&l-pE/ adjective
So, if you use #1b up there then as a mass it is "a pulp". So TDM is correct.
Edit: You could also use #4 up there in the same way but I dont think thats the intended meaning of the phrase. _________________ For with what measure you measure it will be measured to you.
Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:44 pm
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Brules wrote:
Sevnn wrote: I can't fathom someone letting a dog pee on their laptop, much less actually sitting back and taking a picture of it. I'd bitch slap that dog soo fast...
It isn't the dogs fault. The person needing the slaping is the dumb dick that put a 6 week old puppy on a laptop!
I was envisioning the dog jumping up on the table and getting on top of the laptop. Either way the camera operator and all those involved deserve to get knocked around pretty good.
Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:45 pm
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It's "a pulp"
You need an article to modify a concrete noun when used in that tense and using active voice. _________________ I am your mom and I just took you to school in the car of pain.
Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:34 am
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this isn't supposed to be funny, but it is!
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The.Real.Cast wrote: this isn't supposed to be funny, but it is!
I bet they are browsing porn........
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Give it a minute, its funny. _________________ Blargle Flarg Bergah Merg
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random puppie
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