Goahed Makemyda
Thursday Night Massacre Host
Joined: 19 Mar 2003
Posts: 4303
Location: Oklahoma City, OK
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The End Of Humanity LAN
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Tomorrow, 5-21-2011 is unfortunately the end of the world as we know it, due to the predicted Rapture! Therefore we will hold the LAN only until 6pm as this is when the world comes to an end. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause any of you heathens, but that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance we've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well, I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me!
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