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HaVoK
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OUCH!

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Sat Dec 06, 2003 8:30 pm

HaVoK
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Sat Dec 06, 2003 8:53 pm

ElkySS
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Sat Dec 06, 2003 11:31 pm

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Sat Dec 06, 2003 11:37 pm

ElkySS
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Dear Abby,

I recently read your column advising grandparents on "tough love." It
offered advice to grandparents with respect to misbehaving grandchildren
those whose own parents let them run wild. I have followed your advice,
and enclose a picture demonstrating the technique I employ on my
grandson when he just won't behave. They do not allow me to spank him,
so I just take him for a ride, and he usually calms down afterward.
Sincerely,

Tough Love Grandma

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Sun Dec 07, 2003 10:36 am

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You got to love that!
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Fri Dec 12, 2003 11:44 am

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Sat Dec 13, 2003 12:54 pm

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Scarry Fuckker! is it a man, or a woman?

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Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:04 pm

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Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:24 pm

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lmao..

[img]http://www.boredatuni.com/pictures/9.jpg[/img

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Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:43 pm

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Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:47 pm

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Tue Dec 16, 2003 10:01 am

ephil
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Ha! Loved that one! Good find!
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Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:57 pm

ElkySS
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Wed Dec 17, 2003 8:33 am

Sevnn
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Please stop posting multiple images in a single post. Doing so puts too many images on a single page and takes too long to load, even on broadband.

Wed Dec 17, 2003 6:58 pm

Despite
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ooh ooh, I know! just don't come into this thread!

although frankly I hate it too. if you specify the size of the picture, won't most browsers allocate enough space for them, even before they're fully downloaded? that would get rid of the annoying jerky-jumpy shit at the bottom of the page that I have to go through when I just want to read the latest post. of course, I don't know if you can specify a size in a bbcode img tag...

nope, I can't figure out how to do it in a bbcode img tag
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Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:06 am

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Gripe Sheet

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by the mechanics.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet
   per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be
   serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds
   like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
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Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:06 am

HaVoK
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hey goat head.. shouldnt that have been in the joke thread not the pic thread??? Rolling Eyes
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Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:13 am

Despite
I am Chaotic Good Bitchy.

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D'OH!
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Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:50 am

LightningCrash
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It's a PIC thread, WTF do you expect, the whole thing to load in 2 seconds?

Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:58 am

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