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Stranger: Heyo


You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS!!!


Stranger: I FIGHT WITH PSYDUCK!!!


Stranger: PSYDUCK USE CONFUSE!


You: A WILD ABRA IS CONFUSED


You: A WILD ABRA USES TAIL SWIPE


Stranger: PSYDUCK IS DEFEATED!


You: A WILD ABRA RAPES THE CORPSE


Stranger: LOL


You: A WILD ABRA LOOKS AT YOU


Stranger: RUNS AWAY!!!


You: A WILD ABRA GIVE CHASE


You: A WILD ABRA BEGINS TO GAIN ON YOU


Stranger: RUNS INTO THE DARK FOREST


You: A WILD ABRA HAS NO FEAR OF THE DARK FOREST


You: A WILD ABRA IS CLOSER


Stranger: CHARAZARD! I CHOOSE YOU!


You: A WILD ABRA BITES YOUR CHARAZARD IN A SURPRISE ATTACK


Stranger: CHARAZARD USE SWIPE!


You: A WILD ABRA FALLS BUT IS NOT LOST


You: A WILD ABRA GLOMPS CHARAZARD


Stranger: CHARAZARD USE DEFENSE CURL!


You: A WILD ABRA BREAKS AWAY


You: A WILD ABRA LOOKS SHACKEN


Stranger: I CHOOSE HAUNTER!


Stranger: HAUNTER USE GAZE!


You: A WILD ABRA FREEZES IN THE GAZE OF HAUNTER


Stranger: *FLEES*


You: A WILD ABRA COMES TO HIS SENSES


You: A WILD ABRA SEES YOU ARE GETTING AWAY


You: A WILD ABRA FIRES A ICBM


You: A WILD ABRA AND YOU ARE ENGULFED IN THE THERMONUCLEAR REACTION


You: GAME OVER


Stranger: I loose...


You: RESULT STALEMATE


You: WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY ANOTHER GAME?


Stranger: NOOOO I haven't played Pokemon since Red


You: WHAT GAME WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY


Stranger: Borderlands. But I'm playing right now


You: GAME NOT FOUND


You: SUGGESTION BATTLEFIELD BAD COMPANY 2


Stranger: I LEFT IT AT WORK


You: SUGGESTION STARCRAFT


Stranger: Biosjock 2?


You: BIOSHOCK DRM FAILS TO ON LOAD


Stranger: AWWWW


You: SUGGESTION COUNTERSTRIKE


Stranger: Splinter Cell Convection


You: GAME NOT FOUND


You: PC GAMES ONLY


Stranger: PS3 only


You: NES EMULATOR LOADED


Stranger: Asshole Mario?


You: ASSHOLE MARIO FOUND


Stranger: YESH


You: ITS A ME MARIO


You: CHOOSE REALM


Stranger: Star Relm


You: STAR REALM LOADED


You: YOU FIND YOURSELF EMERSED IN A WORLD FILLED WITH STARS


You: TO YOUR LEFT IS A PIPE


You: TO YOUR RIGHT IS THE RAMP UP A STEEP HILL


You: CHOOSE


Stranger: Left


You: YOU ARE CLIMBING THE STEEP HILL AND COME TO A SHORT CLIFF


You: TURN AROUND OR ATTEMPT TO CLIMB


Stranger: Attempt to climb


You: AT THE TOP OF THE HILL A MUSHROOM PERSON HELPS YOU UP


Stranger: Yay!


You: THE MUSHROOM PERSON IS A SPY


Stranger: *gasp*


You: THREE GOOMBAS COME AROUND THE CORNER


You: WAT DO?


Stranger: Fire Flower!


You: TWO GOOMAS ARE KILLED


You: THE THIRD IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE


You: HE HAS A HARDON


Stranger: Uses mushroom and doges attack and jumps on hos back then takes his shell


You: GOOMBA SHELLS ARE DANGEROUS WEAPONS


You: THE SPY BEGS YOU TO FORGIVE HIM


Stranger: Does not forgive


You: THE SPY'S MUSCHROOM SKULL IS SPLIT EASILY WITH THE SHELL


You: THE SHELL IS DESTROYED


You: THERE IS A DOOR


You: AND A RAMP TO GO FURTHER


Stranger: Door


You: YOU OPEN TO DOOR TO FIND THE PRINCESS CRYING


You: SHE IS FACING AWAY FROM YOU


Stranger: Aproach her


You: THE PRINCESS REELS AROUND TO FACE YOU


You: IT IS NOT THE PRINCESS


You: IT IS LUDWIG KOOPA!


Stranger: OH GAWD!


You: CLASICAL MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY OMINOUSLY


You: LUDWIG DRONES ON ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE PLUMBERS ARE


You: LUDWIG RIPS OFF THE DRESS


Stranger: Doges attacks and hits him


You: LUDWIG IS DAZED, BUT RETREATS INTO HIS SHELL AND BEGINS TO SPIN AROUND THE ROOM


You: LUDWIG NEARS YOU


You: THERE IS A CHANDALEER AND A TALL BOOKSHELF


Stranger: Jumps and loosens the chandellei


You: THE CHANDELEER WOBBLES AS LUDWIG STOPS SPINNING


You: THE CHNADELEER FALLS CRUSHING LUDWIG


You: LUDWIG SAYS SOMETHING CLEAVER, BUT INCOMPREHENSIBLE


You: AS HE'S DEAF


You: AND SOUNDS LIKE HELEN KELLER


You: LUDWIG GASPS AND THEN EXHALES ONE LAST TIME


You: THERE IS A STAIRCASE


You: UP OR DOWN


Stranger: Down


You: AS YOU GO DOWN YOU FIND THERE ARE FOUR LEVELS


You: THE FIRST FLOOR HAS THE SOUNDS OF LAUGHTER


You: THE SECOND FLOOR HAS THE SMELL OF FRESH FLOWERS


You: THE THIRD FLOOR FEELS WARM


You: THE FOURTH FLOOR HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT IT


Stranger: 4th floor


You: YOU GO OUT TO THE FOURTH FLOOR AND FIND A BALCONY


You: ON THIS BALCONY IS THE PRINCESS, CONGRATULATIONS


You: YOU AND THE PRINCESS MUST NOW ESCAPE


You: THERE IS A FLOATING PLATFORM PASSING BY


You: THERE ARE GUARDS APROACHING


Stranger: Jumps on the platform and zooms whereever it takes us


You: THE PLATFORM TAKES YOU TO THE TOP FLOOR OF THE CASTLE


You: AT THIS LOCATION IS A STAR AND AN DOOR WITH AN EXIT SIGN


Stranger: Takes the exit


You: YOU FIND THE EXIT BLOCKED BY KING KOOPA!


Stranger: GRRR


You: KOOPA TAKES THE STAR AND USES IT


You: THE STAR BOOSTS KOOPA'S POWERS


You: YOU MUST PROTECT THE PRINCESS!


Stranger: Puts the princess on the platform and rises it up


You: KOOPA THROWS A FIREBALL


Stranger: Barley dodges the fireball


You: THE FIREBALL SINGES YOUR MUSTACHE!


You: KOOPA STOMPS STUNNING YOU


You: KOOPA APROACHES LAUGHING


Stranger: Steps back and notices a switch on the side wall


You: THE SWITCH IS LABELED IN TURTLESE BUT SHOWS A PICTURE OF A MUSHROOM


Stranger: Presses button


You: A MUSHROOM DROPS HALFWAY BETWEEN YOU AND KOOPA


You: KOOPA RUNS FOR THE MUSHROOM


You: THERE IS A SHELL BY YOU


Stranger: Dashes for it too


You: THE SHELL IS MAGICALLY TIED TO YOUR LEG


Stranger: Grabs the mushroom in time


You: IT CRASHES TOWARDS YOU AS YOU EAT THE MUSHROOM


You: YOU GROW TO KOOPA'S SIZE


You: THE SHELL CLOSES SPACE AS KOOPA DOES


You: THE SHELL IS JUST WITHIN REACH


Stranger: Lunges for the Koopa shell and grabs it!


You: THE KOOPA SHELL IS WARM IN YOUR HANDS


You: KING KOOPA NEARS


Stranger: Launches the shell directly between King Koopa's eyes


You: KING KOOPA TRIES TO DUCK BUT HIS HEAD IS REMOVED


You: PRINCESS FLOATS DOWN


You: THE PRINCESS WOULD DO ANYTHING TO REPAY YOU


Stranger: Carries the princess and asks for a kiss


You: THE PRINCESS CONSENTS ON THE GROUNDS THAT YOU AGREE TO MARRY HER


Stranger: Agrees


You: YOU GET YOUR KISS, BUT


You: SHE TURNS OUT TO BE A TOTAL BITCH AND DUMPS YOU AND A LOAD OF DEPT ON YOU


Stranger: OW YO


You: OH AND DONT FORGET THE TWINS THAT YOU ONLY GET TO SEE ONCE A MONTH


You: YOU HAVE A SHOTGUN AND PRINCESS IS BITCHING AT YOU AGAIN


You: THE TWINS ARE CRYING IN THE BACKGROUND


You: DEPT COLLECTORS ARE CALLING


You: YOUR BOSS CALLED THIS MORNING AND TOLD YOU NOT TO COME IN


You: THE IRS IS AUDITING YOU


Stranger: Takes shotgun to the head


You: THE COPS THAT COME TO INVESTIGATE JOKE ABOUT YOU FOR YEARS


You: TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO USE IT ON THE PRINCESS THEY SAY


You: THEY ALL HATED HER ANYWAY


You: AND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN GIVE THEM THE SATISFACTION


You: DOUBLE DRAGON LOADED


You: RED DUDE OR BLUE DUDE?


Stranger: lol I don't know the game


You: DOUBLE DRAGON CRASHES


You: DESPITE BLOWING IT THE CARTRIDGE


You: IT WILL NOT LOAD


You: YOU SORT THROUGH YOUR NES GAMES


You: YOU FIND...


You: ...


You: ...


Stranger: NES shorts and dies


You: YOUR HOUSE CATCHES FIRE


Stranger: Takes the PS3 and leaves everything


You: YOUR PS3 IS OKAY


You: BUT YOUR CAT DIED


Stranger: YAAAAY!!!!!


You: CAT MUST HAVE BEEN A BASTARD


Stranger: SHE EATS MY HAIR WHEN I SLEEP


You: Awe, looks like I've gotta go


You: gg


Stranger: Aww okies


Stranger: Bye yo